So I just got back from the doctor.

And you know I don't I don't so I do have insurance.

Is this a bit that you're doing?

No this is real. So I'd so I have you know I have

insurance through the ACA which I guess is going to go away but my local

doctor stopped taking insurance and now she just does this thing where you just

pay her like 90 bucks a month and then you can kind of like see her whenever you want.

So I'm doing that and so I had to go in there for just my routine checkup and you know

that's I'm paying that fee and that covers my labs too, right?

Did they do anything about that huge lump on your neck?

All right, between your shoulder.

I'm glad that you're having fun with this, but I'm trying to be serious for a second.

Hey, sorry.

So, you know, that covers my lab, so I get in there and they're running all kinds of tests.

They're taking my blood.

You know, I pee in the cup.

They, she's like, like weirdly like measuring me all over, very strange, but she's got all the tools out, you know, like you'll see them like in a TV show, it's like

Scarpole, you know, clear, you know, all that kind of stuff. She's doing all this kind of

of stuff on me and I'm there for like four hours. Yeah. I'm there for a really long time. I thought I was going to be able to get

lunch after and there was just no way. Like it was practically dinner time when I got out of there.

So I get back and you know before I even get in the door they're

calling me on the phone which and like my heart stops you know like I'm really

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