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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Episode 14: Black Ariel

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular demand, we cover black Ariel. Nikia calls in and mocks Ms. Pat's wig. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's white boy Chris.

0:01.1

If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.

0:04.5

Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.

0:09.4

Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon.

0:12.2

And while you're there, join our Facebook group.

0:13.9

Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.

0:15.8

We sit here at the lovely helium comedy club here in the Napolis.

0:19.3

If y'all haven't been out to this comedy club, get y'all as I here.

0:22.5

This is the hottest thing smoking.

0:24.2

There's not another better comedy club in the Napolis.

0:26.9

Fuck it.

0:27.2

It ain't another comedy club in the Napolis.

0:29.7

Come here.

0:30.3

This is what Dianne worked.

0:31.8

You can get him a tip because that's what we're going to be talking about today.

0:34.7

Black people don't tell.

0:36.4

And I'm sitting here with my good buddy.

0:37.9

Say what did he or white Chris?

0:39.8

Hello.

0:41.3

Oh, we're going to do that today.

0:42.4

I thought I'm trained to you how to talk black.

0:44.8

I thought you were going to Dianne.

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