So do you have to tuck your chin? It sounds like you're tucking your chin into your chest.

So first concentrate, concentrate on just first making this noise.

Er, erh, erh, erh. And now put your mouth like way up on the mic. So your mouth is like full your mouth is pressed against the mic.

So if I really did it, it would be like, serve her. You look nice today a journal of emotional hygiene. Are we recording?

Uh, yeah, I'm always recording. Yeah, I actually, uh, you're always webcasting.

I do, I'm live streaming. I have actually a catheter that goes straight into a coax.

Oh nice. Oh that's good. I can see your urine on my on my monitor right now.

It's just sort of trickling down my

yeah it's a little that I got a black velvet backdrop and it's like a screen saver

yeah and then me is some blinking lights and then me talking to my screen while I type

oh it's good.

7,000 people are watching right now.

You know, anybody could have a life stream and it would be boring.

Yeah. But it takes, but it takes, but it takes be boring. Yeah, Abraham Lincoln.

But it takes, but it takes a tech reporter to really take it to the next level.

That's true.

That's true.

I mean because the thing is like a normal person would be sitting around like you know

shooting guns or buying groceries right right right suppose as opposed to just

talking into their phone right they're gonna go out and they're gonna get in fights

and they're gonna go to a job and they're going to like meet people who aren't involved in the tech industry.

Right. So technically I think they could be as soul-crushingly dull as that would be.

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