Episode 14 - A Matter Of Life And Death

Beef And Dairy Network

Beef, Ben, Comedy, Dairy, Maximumfun, Partridge

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2016

⏱️ 17 minutes

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In this month's episode we hear a strange message recieved on the Network answerphone. By Benjamin Partridge with thanks to Gemma Arrowsmith, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley, Nadia Kamil. Music: Disquiet Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

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0:00.0	Hello, this probably isn't a big deal, but if the sound of lots of gunshots is likely
0:05.2	to stress you out, just to let you know there are some coming later in the show.
0:10.9	The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is sponsored by SteelhoofDeluxe, the new hoof strengthening
0:16.9	supplement from Mitchell's.
0:18.9	If it's not Mitchell's, get back in the track.
0:21.9	SteelhoofDeluxe harnesses the power of science to make your cow's hooves as strong as iron.
0:27.1	After one month at full dosage, 90% of cattle can kick through a ship's hull.
0:32.3	For a free sachet, use the code Beef and Dairy on the You Know What.
0:38.6	Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those
0:52.4	involved, for all just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.
0:57.5	The Beef and Dairy Network podcast is the podcast companion to the Beef and Dairy Network
1:01.4	website and printed magazine, brought to you by SteelhoofDeluxe.
1:06.2	To celebrate the launch of SteelhoofDeluxe, here at Beef and Dairy HQ, we had a visit
1:10.2	from Alma, the Steelhoof Heifer.
1:13.0	Of course, in reality it was actually an out-of-work actor in a cow suit who we later found stealing
1:17.4	envelopes from our station recovered.
1:19.4	The real Alma died in 1985 during a protest against new Coke, but here at the Beef and Dairy
1:24.8	Network where all very pleased to see that she lives on as a branding exercise.
1:29.6	Also, Mitchell's have been kind enough to offer us a competition prize, a trip to their
1:34.8	Kentucky headquarters where the winning entrance will be treated to a small breakfast, followed
1:39.4	by a 12 hour shift, packing Mitchell's goods into their iconic burlap sacks, travel
1:44.4	costs at the winner's own expense.
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