This town ain't big enough for the both of us

And it ain't big enough for the both of us

And it ain't me who's gonna Hey, hello there, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this week's edition of the Midlife Gamer

podcast.

Today is Sunday the 8th of May 2011.

My name is Darren Baldock.

He is Matthew Moore.

He's, uh, he's, I need to talk about something before before anything else

happens um I'm going on holiday later on in the week so we're going to be taking a break for a

couple of weeks um but on the back of that are I um I have a few things that need addressing

don't I'm Matt yeah in terms of things that need looking after in my house, so I've got like fish and plants. And I don't want them to die. So what normally happens is Matt comes around, and he takes care of all that for me. So he still had the key, or I believed he still had the key from last year. And he was going to swing by uh when was it saturday morning i was going to

swing by at some point yeah because you wanted to pick up portal too as well which i did yes you did

and um yeah so i i i had to get i got a load of stuff to do on the saturday so i got up and i jumped

in the shower when i step out of the shower who have i got stood in front of me? I'm wearing nothing but a towel. I wasn't. Well, part of me was thinking I could just, obviously, I could tell you in the shower. I could have just taken Porthel and just done one and really confused you. I did try shouting. Then I just felt awkward. It felt very awkward. And I could sense that you'd come out and I tried to continue looking down and say, yes, I'm here. Hello.

Got to see my tits there, didn't you?

You should have to lock your door. What? You should lock your door? Oh no, I operate an open door policy.

Do you? Yes. No, not always. Not always, but I did know you were coming around. But anyway, that's enough digression, because there's plenty of that to come later on in the show. Today we're going to be talking to you about all the stuff that we normally cover off. What we've been playing, what we've been doing. We've got news, charts, new releases, DLC, Twitter section,

and of course the sexy quiz.

So without further ado, boys and girls,

kick back, relax, and enjoy this week's episode of the Midlife Gamer podcast.

Matthew, you're drinking wine and feeling fine.

I am, I am.

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