You know fun! You know have fun in my house. Oh, hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to you this week's episode of the Midlife Game Podcast.

Today is Sunday, the 1st of May 2011, and another glorious bank holiday weekend here in Blighty.

There was a wedding, you know. Did you watch it?

I watched the royal wedding. I did. I watched a lot of it. I saw them leave and arrive and I saw the ceremony and I saw them leave to go home. It was good. It was good. Do you watch it yourself? I did. I watched some of it from my bed. I was tired. It was early. It was early. An early wedding. Yeah. You know what? All these people who moaned it, the goddamn amount of attention that this wedding is getting.

It's rubbish, blah, blah, blah.

It's okay.

Come Tuesday, the news will be full of death and war and misery. So all you miserable bastards out there who can't just have a bit of fun for a day, you're fine. I'm not really cool with it because we've got a day off work. I think we should have more more royal weddings

on a more regular basis

yeah

I think we should have more, more real weddings on a more regular basis.

Yeah.

I think Harry will get to hitch at some point.

Probably balls deep in her sister on Friday night, wasn't it?

If Harry wasn't chasing that sister, there's something wrong with a lad.

Yeah.

Very nice.

Anyway, we're not here to talk about the Royal Wedding.

We're here to talk about gaming predominantly.

Occasionally, we do digress into other areas.

But welcome, ladies and gentlemen, listen to the show.

We're going to bring you some fun today.

We're going to try anyway.

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