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🗓️ 3 February 2015
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Super Bowl ads make men cry, subverted fairy tales annoy Phil, and “Christianophobia” is now a real term with a new book to back it up! Drew Dyck joins Phil and Skye to discuss manly stuff like football, moral relativism and puppies!
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0:00.0 | Hey there, welcome back to the show. I'm Phil Visher. This is Phil Visher podcast. I'm here with Skyjatani. Hi Phil. Hi, who's Stripey today? Nice Stripe Sky. Thanks. And instead of Chris Taylor, we have Drew Dick. Who's checkery? Who is Plattie? |
0:19.0 | You're Plattie. You're Plattie. Yeah. Plattie Puss. Plattie, if you... Yeah, if someone hits you in the mouth with a plaid shirt, that's Plattie Puss. |
0:26.0 | Whoa. Ha ha ha. Hey, it's a podcast. What do you know? Hey, it's a podcast. Here we go, video. Hey, it's a podcast. |
0:34.0 | So, lend a near. The Phil Visher podcast starts right here. We'll talk to Skyjatani and Drew Dick too. We've got no guests. No none here for you. Hey, it's a podcast. So, lend a near. The Phil Visher podcast starts right here. The Phil Visher podcast starts right here. It's Monday. We're recording this on Monday after the Super Bowl. It's Groundhog Day. Is Groundhog? Yes. Drew, did you see your shadow today? I did. That means we have... |
1:04.0 | Six more weeks. Six more weeks. Yeah. Well given that. We have a blizzard. Yeah. Snow McGueddon. What do we have? 16 inches? Something like that. It was nuts. I had to tell my way out. Yeah, I had to preach at church yesterday morning. Oh. I know. That's crazy. No, we can't. Not very many people. I was there. Sky was there. You were there. Yeah. But I had to snow blow to be able to get out and down my driveway. I had to face the field. To make it there. To preach. And then to, you know, 12 people. First service. I don't know. Maybe 30 people. Did you use the snow storm as some sort of cool illustration? |
1:34.0 | Like, are your hearts frozen? Frozen over. Is your prayer life cold? Let it go. There's 16 inches of fluffy white material. That's good. That's good. Yeah. A lot of other churches in town canceled. And I really? I was. Yeah. Yeah. Including some big churches. Really? Right. Because I was on my way. I was driving there at 830 in the morning. And I had two people text me to say, is it canceled? I think, you know, it's fascinating. There's two ways to interpret why our church did not cancel yesterday. One is because we are so dedicated. |
2:04.0 | And we're so dedicated and faithful to worshiping on Sunday morning that we're like the postal service. No matter what, we're going to go. The other way of interpreting it is that we're so disorganized. Well, we don't have a pastor. And we don't have a pastor. Nobody could make the call. So people just showed up. No, it's important enough to make the call. But Phil was like the ultimate mailman. He had to deliver. Oh, yeah. Like the Holy Spirit. I wasn't anything that high. But. |
2:34.0 | Okay. Okay. So did you watch Super Law? Yes, I did. You watch the Super Law. Yeah. See, I just. I'm not even a football fan. How often do you watch football? I probably, well, it depends. Maybe half the Sundays of the NFL season. I will watch some of the game. Some of a game. What about you? I'm very occasional. Once a year. Very. Super Bowl. And once a while, I'll take in a sea of Easter Christian. Yes. Exactly. I watch the NFL. I know. That's the real football league. |
3:04.0 | No, no, no. Great cup. That's where it's at. What's a great cup? They hate listen. Those guys make like 40 grand a year. Yeah. And in it for the love of the game. Can't even afford. They're in it because McDonald's isn't hiring. And they didn't make it into the NFL. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So no one really cares about the game. I actually, it was a very awesome game. Yeah. It was a good game. But we really care about the commercials. Because it's the largest television audience of the year every year. And so every advertiser. |
3:34.0 | It's their one shot to speak to everyone and say the most important things they could possibly say. Well, on this level, I'll say that ads are important. I think the ads and perhaps the halftime show probably speak more to the state of our culture. Yeah. Then what actually happens? 60 minutes of the game. Why did we learn from the halftime show? Well, wardrobe state. That was a best. That was the best dancing palm tree. Since Veggie Tails episode number two. |
4:04.0 | Wow. There were some unfavorable comparisons between her wardrobe and Will Ferrell's in that ice figure skating movie. Yeah. That he did. I pay what's called blades of glory. |
4:17.0 | Blades of glory. Check it out. Katie Perry's outfit. Will Ferrell blades of glory. Same outfit. Okay. Never mind. Whatever. So yeah. The halftime show is not. It was quite something. It was interesting. My three-year-old was mesmerized. |
4:32.8 | From the last you know six or seven years of dragging out old classic rockers that everybody had Bruno Mars was Bruno Mars. I guess that was a department. There were some like the 90s rappers. They certainly haven't run out of old classic rockers. No. I was a little uncomfortable with my three kids in the room when she broke into the I kissed a girl and I liked it. |
4:52.8 | I was on with Lenny Kravitz. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's okay. Lenny's. Yeah. But it was just a girl and like it. Yeah. But that's okay. It was that it prompted a conversation our household too. Really? I was like, okay. Your kids two years old. Three. He's three. He's three. He's percotious. And he's following the lyrics. Well, that's what we discussed. Is this okay? He does understand it. He was dancing. He was dancing. But it's actually absorbing this and just forming his world view. |
5:21.8 | He's violating this message. Exactly. Someday he'll kiss a girl and like it. Yeah, that's true. So for him. Does he even recognize that it's cool. He's so smart. He's saying daddy. Why is a girl singing that? No. He's a thing. Like whatever your views on LGBT issues, whatever. I just think like the Super Bowl as a family. Sure. Adventure. Yeah. We shouldn't have to deal with politics or sexuality or controversial. I don't know about sexual. I'm saying that. |
5:51.8 | controversial social issues. It just feels about dead children. Yeah. That was the worst. I don't see this one. That. Oh my gosh. That was the home death. First ad according to everyone. It was nationwide. Nationwide is on your side. Apparently. |
6:05.6 | During the Super Bowl where they did an ad with a kid saying all the things that that he has not gotten to do. All the dreams that he will never do. |
6:15.5 | The punchline was you didn't know where it was going. It was a cute little kid. It says I'll never achieve this dream. I'll never do this. I'll never learn to drive a car. I'll never get married. You get to the end and he says because I'm dead. And then they show. No, I'm sorry. That's not funny. No, it's not because I died in an accident. And then they go. Accidents are the number one cause of childhood. They show a fast tub overflowing with water just sitting there silent. A kitchen cabinet. A kitchen cabinet open with like chemicals underneath. |
6:45.5 | Or and then a flat screen TV that's fallen over and shattered. It was horrible. I'm not my girl. Let's see that. Talk about the flake gate. I mean that. That was the flake gate. |
6:55.5 | Killed a puppy. Budweiser going to kill the puppy. And it was Budweiser. No, it was nationwide. I'm sorry. We have a conversation about household safety. Oh my goodness. Oh man. Well fear. Fear. What would have made what would have been worse than that in a Super Bowl ad? Who can come up with something worse? Yeah. I think that you would do content. |
7:15.5 | The puppy. Just if you just if you cut the spath tub and we're just a puppy paw reaching out the water. That would have been worse. Just one. I think a kid dying might be worse than even a puppy. See that. Even |
7:31.0 | middle America. Yeah, maybe not. That is kind of the cardinal rule of a movie, right? You know, dog number does. That wasn't my least favorite commercial though. Okay. It was everyone's least favorite commercial. It was not my least favorite commercial. |
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