Welcome, everybody, to a special edition of Crystal Kyle and Friends.

There is no friend today.

It is Crystal and Kyle, and it is our debate breakdown.

I believe Doug Berkham is our friend today.

Hey, so Hutchinson, too.

All the top-tier candidates, I would say.

That's right.

So, first of all, before we even get started, let me just say, I am shot, because I watched

the whole debate and live tweeted it.

And then I had to rewatch it to get my, like, time stamps for the clips to show everybody.

Yes.

And this is actually a tradition for all the debates the whole time I've been doing YouTube.

I watched the debates twice, so I consider myself the foremost expert on the debates, obviously.

I'm not going to get the final say in my opinion, number one, because I watched them

where anybody in the world, nobody in the world watched the debates except me.

But the counterpoint to that is that, yeah, no one else watched the debate that way.

So, like, you're not getting the true experience of the average consumer of the debate

if you, like, watch it again and take notes.

It's more true to the experience that the average voter has if you just, like, watch it

once, sort of, have distracted, let it wash over you and see who shake it up and see

who you think came out on top.

Not buying it.

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