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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Episode 138: Egg nogs

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Ms. Pat is having some heart issues and diagnosed herself through her farts. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:26.7

You're hard with like calm down. Chris, we're in a shafeless belt. And Deon is looking

1:35.5

like a stick on a pole. You're like, you like those, you're hurting with farts.

1:42.4

Yeah, I know my heart knows my heart. They said I had too much gas. You know that thing

1:50.6

that would be on the grill that you put the onion, the meat. That's what you look

1:56.4

like.

1:57.4

Stay tuned after the music fuck you, Pat.

2:26.4

You don't get turt like turt stuck in those fingernails? You're saying where you

2:51.4

wearing them. We winoz totally give you the score.

3:18.6

Yeah, and it gave me a heart monitor really just to see if it was there

3:23.8

Something my dear

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