Episode 138: Banana Money
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2020
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
Did like 20 minutes on bananas for this one. Running out of shit to say? No, we are simply scratching the surface of our agricultural and horticultural information base. So, not only all that good stuff, but also: a candle that lights itself (?), a leap forward in toilet cleaning technology, and a very timely movie-based board game.
Music for YKS is courtesy of The Hell Yeah Babies, Craig Dickman, Howell Dawdy, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
This week, Jesseuary: Salute to Bad Films continues on YKS Premium, as we are joined by small weirdo Stefan Heck (Blocked Party, Go Off Kings) to review a movie that I'm not even sure I like: The Happytime Murders!
Plus, if you haven't already got one, go grab a shirt at the YKS Store. It took a long ass time to set that shit up so help me out and go look at it please. Get the tiny minimalist RFID blocking wallet out folks! Ya won't regret it.
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| 0:00.0 | So you got a big idea for some tacky plastic crap and it's wrong the stupid problem that nobody's ever had. |
| 0:10.0 | You don't want to stick it on the internet to make a couple bucks because the body never told you that your |
| 0:17.2 | kick-starter starts. Tell them, Mike and Jay out. Your kick-scarters' goals. |
| 0:22.1 | Your kick-starter-start-start-start. Your King's Star is Dies Dies |
| 0:25.0 | G |
| 0:22.0 | Star, Gies! |
| 0:26.0 | G |
| 0:25.0 | G G G G G |
| 0:32.0 | Hey guys I was just sitting here. |
| 0:40.0 | Hey guys, I was just sitting here eating some butter pecan ice cream. I'm wondering what your favorite |
| 0:46.8 | flavors of ice cream are. I like butter pecan I think think it's underrated. But I think my all-time favorite, |
| 0:57.0 | got to be that classic mint chocolate chip. I don't really like mint in a lot of things. I don't really like it in savory |
| 1:07.5 | dishes or in other desserts for that matter. I don't like mint chocolate for instance. |
| 1:14.0 | But I do really like mint ice cream. |
| 1:17.0 | If I could buy it, I'd probably buy it without the chocolate chips and to eat the mint ice cream. |
| 1:24.0 | So, let me know what your favorite flavors of ice cream are. |
| 1:36.4 | Hey everybody, welcome to my K.S. |
| 1:37.8 | That's the energy we love to start the show with. |
| 1:40.0 | Yeah, he sounds like he's got a bunch of bodies varied somewhere or something. |
| 1:44.4 | Well, he sounds exactly like us. |
| 1:46.2 | So. |
| 1:46.8 | Yeah, he does. |
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