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Yeah, welcome to this very special edition of the presidential debate between Donald John Trump.

Joe poppy pants, Biden.

God damn it.

Do we really win tonight? Does any of us win tonight? Not really sure, but let's face it. We were all going to watch this anyways. You might as well watch it with your besties, D'Antony and Ross. Gosh, Dingit's in Atlanta, Georgia.

Trump has spent a lot of time down in Fulton County down there, so he knows his way around.

Probably doesn't need ways.

Or, uh, any form of I don't know what

Apple I maps or fucking Google he knows the directions of where he's going tonight

if you missed fake news earlier,

we'll go through the rules with you here.

The mics will be muted.

So you get two minutes to speak and respond.

It will be muted after that. We played a video earlier on

Dringenbrough's fake news of what it will sound like to the candidates. If one

mic is muted, yes, the other person will be able to talk in here, which could affect

Joe Biden, probably not Donald Trump in this.

But as Dantheney was saying earlier, it'd be great to have a feed of Trump's mic.

During that, they will have no notes on the stage.

Also, mobility.

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