Hello, welcome to worst bestsellers, where we read about a lord in his daily so you don't have to.

I'm Renata.

And I'm Kate.

And for this episode, we read The Mister by E.L. James.

Joining us to discuss this vanilla follow-up to 50 Shades of Gray are Kitty and Piggy,

the Bishes in Bitches Get Riches.com.

They teach young folks how to manage their careers and finances, and mostly unrelated to that, they also really hate bad books.

Hello, ladies.

Hello.

Thank you for having us, but also we're very sad.

Yeah.

No, that's how it goes.

Let me just introduce you separately so people can distinguish your voices.

Hello, Kitty.

Hi. Hi, Piggy. Hey.

And also, if that wasn't clear, those are pseudonyms to protect them from Albanian outlaws looking for them. I assume. Got it incorrectly.

Yeah, if you're not familiar with bitches, get riches, it's a great resource for, well, what I just said, for managing your careers and your finances.

But also, it's fun and funny and has good gifs.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

We work hard to get, we go through, like, maybe the top 10 aren't the right ones. We go all the way to 11.

It's true. It's true. And we really crowdsource our poop jokes about money. And so of course, we're relying heavily on their financial expertise to just really dig into the financial life of Lord Maxim

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