Episode 137: Man dates cockroach

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Hello, good afternoon and welcome to another instalment of the soon-to-be-award-winning Luke and Pete Show! Those who are hoping we'd be well out from under the yoke of woodlice-based conversation by now will be bitterly disappointed as the subject continues to run and run, and if that wasn't enough, there are more dating tips courtesy of The Pete.

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0:00.0	So Luke and Pete Schott, I don't care what episode it is. I have I'm Pete Donaldson I'm joined by Luke
0:13.9	more what got in your hand Luke why are you messing around with bits of paper it's a
0:18.0	hand well partly because if this were a friend's episode it would be titled the one where the internet stopped working
0:24.4	it's barbaric in this office today we've gone analog I've gone hard copy
0:28.6	I've got a piece of paper here and I'll give you more context on it later that just simply says six or more
0:35.1	woodlice observed at one time require an aircraft to be grounded for disinfestation.
0:41.4	Right, so let's take this down. The old cheesy wigs,
0:46.0	about what they're bloody cold, or the pill beasts.
0:49.2	Pilbuds, I've got a couple of emails about with lies later after you.
0:52.0	Yeah, we've become the primary authorities on Woodlice, and I never expected us to be so.
0:58.0	Take it, man.
0:59.0	Well, it started from your boring story, and we just went from there really.
1:02.6	Wow.
1:03.6	It's proven to not be boring now brother.
1:04.8	Why would would Lice be A on a plane, B, what damage could they possibly do?
1:10.4	They don't eat wires. No, true.
1:14.0	They live in damp areas.
1:16.0	We've heard from Pilot Neal.
1:18.0	Hello.
1:19.0	Regular listeners to the show will be very excited to hear that.
1:21.0	He has sent us a package including a letter with partly that
1:25.1	handwritten note there that I just mentioned and we will cover that but I think we're going to cover it in
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