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My Book of Mormon

Episode 137: D&C 38 - Sections 55 and 56

My Book of Mormon

Marie Kent

4.6623 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

If you leave the church you can get back all the money you donated to it. Caveat, this only works if your name is Ezra Thayre. Poor-shaming!

Drink count - 11, or about one beer

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Today's show is brought to us by all the My Book of Mormon podcast, Priestesses and Priests.

0:05.3

I am eternally grateful for your patronage.

0:08.0

I want to thank Jeff P. George G., Nathaniel, Anna, Bevin, Philip S., Marsgirl, J., Catherine C., Jefferson D., Duke of Royal Grey, Allison C., Bobby M., Craig P., Dean S.

0:25.0

And Deborah W.

0:26.6

Thank you so much, everyone, and enjoy the show. What shall we give to the boy in the temple?

0:46.3

What shall we offer the man by the sea?

0:52.3

Palms at his feet and for sons of Christ. Welcome back to my Book of Mormon

1:05.1

podcast. I'm your host, Barry Kent. And I'm the co-host, Bryce Blankanagle. Hello, Marie. How are you

1:10.0

this evening? I am doing fantastic. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. It's just another beautiful day in

1:16.2

Seattle. Isn't it just always a beautiful day in Seattle, except when it's raining? Which is a lot of

1:22.2

the times, but yes. But at least it doesn't snow. That's the most wonderful part of it. I've only ever lived in winters with snow. This is the first time ever. So we'll see how this goes.

1:33.0

Oh, yeah. I do live in the wonderful state of Minnesota. And yeah, it is now December as this is airing. And I'm just going to guess because I'm recording this a little bit ahead.

1:44.2

There's probably snow on the ground. And I bet it's glorious. And I bet I still haven't bought a airing and I'm just going to guess because why I'm recording this a little bit ahead, um,

1:48.3

there's probably snow on the ground and I bet it's glorious and I bet I still haven't bought a snow shovel.

1:50.3

I love how you're like in advance from when we're recording this,

1:54.1

you have like your procrastination planned out half a month in advance.

1:57.8

I really do.

1:58.5

That is like, oh, that is beautiful. That is true.

2:04.8

Like, there's, there's a tear coming from my eye with how beautiful that was. You know, I'm just a

2:08.9

beautiful person, Bryce. It's part of my charm. So, anyway, we are recording, oh, what is this? This is Doctrine and Covenants chapter 55 today.

2:21.1

So for anyone who may happen to be a brand new listener of the show, welcome to the show,

2:25.4

we are working our way through all of the religious texts of the Mormon religion.

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