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Election Profit Makers

Episode 137: Balls And Numbers (A Wizard’s Tale)

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Jon celebrates a huge weekend for North Carolina sports. David accuses Mark Meadows of voter fraud.

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0:00.0

Welcome to election profit makers, your home for 24-7 sports and politics talk.

0:06.3

My name is Kid Midas, the original wave rider, the Silver Tongue Devil with the touch of gold.

0:11.4

Join on the line by the one and only long John Silver.

0:15.0

Hey, David.

0:17.1

It is a great day here in the Tar Heal State.

0:21.9

It was a huge weekend for North Carolina sports activities, John.

0:25.1

Why don't you bring us up to date on what has transpired since last we spoke?

0:28.5

Well, we had a huge game between UNC and Duke in basketball.

0:33.7

It was the final regular season game of the year between the two.

0:40.7

And it was also the final home game for Duke's legendary Mike Shoshchewski.

0:47.8

Mike Shishovsky, who's that?

0:49.0

Mike Shishovsky is one of the greatest coaches of all time in NCAA college basketball.

0:56.0

He has five national championships.

0:59.1

Only John Wooden has more national championships.

1:03.0

Coach K has more wins than anybody ever in college basketball.

1:09.3

The winningest coach ever, one of the highest win percentages

1:12.6

of all time in the Atlantic Coast Conference. This guy is a legend. And Coach K announced at the

1:19.8

beginning of this season, he said, I am retiring. Not right now. I'm retiring at the end of this season, but I just like everyone to know ahead of time that I am going to be retiring.

1:35.4

So just do with that what you want. Let me just suck up all this oxygen all year long.

1:44.6

Approach me on bended knee with tributes and garlands for my victory.

1:50.3

I'm Mike Shoshchewski.

1:52.1

You've never seen anyone like me.

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