Episode 136: Lindsay Price is not MJ

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bobo’s lovely work wife stops by to talk chiffon accidents, racist iPhones, ballet feet, and step-romances.

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0:00.0	The 5 4 3. 3.
0:21.0	3. Good evening. 5 4, 3, 2, 1.
0:23.0	Good evening, you all.
0:26.0	My name is Bobby Lee.
0:28.0	Now listen, the last podcast I did was a little crazy because I had no sleep. I thought it was a little crazy because I had no sleep I thought it was a little
0:34.9	wild little I was a little unhinged for this one I'm going to be more like this
0:42.0	like PC Bob Lawrence Fishburn more like Lawrence
0:46.1	to thank you like Lawrence Fishburn yeah I want to be more like Morpheus. This is Morpheus.
0:53.6	Yes.
0:54.2	Welcome to the Matrix.
0:56.5	Where am I?
0:57.8	Matrix.
0:58.6	Oh.
0:59.8	Yeah.
1:01.1	Take the fucking pill now.
1:02.2	Okay. Bend over. Wait what? Morpheus. Yeah, yeah. Um, we have tonight. Tonight, we have George is still here.
1:15.0	Unfortunately, we're all of us.
1:18.0	He's white.
1:19.0	He's a piece of shit.
1:20.0	Whoa.
1:21.0	Yeah I mean, but he is human and he's alive.
1:23.7	His heart's beating.
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