Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.

That's where my heart is your knee never home where the old folks stay.

Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron.

The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends, lure, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.

Okay, here's the thing. Josh text us in our group chat this week. He said, guys, I have a very

serious question. I wanted to have a heart to heart. I wanted to have a heart to heart. He

wanted to have a heart to heart. And we're all in various degrees of busyness. We get this,

we get this question. And Cameron and I dropped what we're doing. Right. Because we want to hear

what Josh has to say. It's a very important question. Important to me. It's important to Josh.

He texts us the following. It says, what if an alligator pulled you into the fountain of youth to start eating you, but you kept healing?

And any damage you did to the gator, he heals.

That's what he sent us as his, hey, stop what you're doing.

I have a very important question.

Now, for context, he was listening probably to last week's episode. I was.

A fountain of you. Yes. All right. So we're finding a gator and both of us are healing. Yes. And you're

like, you give him an eye jab and then like you're like, he can't see me now. But he heals. But his eye.

But then the alligator bites into your belly meat and rolls. Yeah.

And you heal.

What's the question though here?

What happens at the end?

You pull the alligator out of the fountain of youth.

You can't.

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