Hello, this is Jesse. I'm recording this on Saturday, October 22nd. The episode you're about to hear was supposed to be next week's episode, not this week's.

The plan was to get some good, not so newsy stuff banked that we could run during our tour.

This week we're going to record an episode partly dedicated to explaining why our show at Dartmouth, which was actually supposed to be this evening, was cancelled.

Unfortunately, Katie woke up sick yesterday. She's COVID negative, so we are confident she'll be able to get on the plane to Boston for our show there on Monday,

and plus she has a nurse wife, who possesses all the nurturing qualities Katie herself wax.

But we figured it would make more sense to let her rest and just bump this episode a week forward.

We promise we will explain the Dartmouth show thing soon, but for now our highest priority is making sure none of the other events,

all of which are being held at venues with far more institutional carriages than Dartmouth are cancelled.

So we hope you enjoy this episode, and yeah, you'll hear more from us very soon.

Hey Jesse, how's it going?

I'm good, Katie, but I feel like I'm becoming a little bit of an old man.

Already, really, at the right page of, how do you know, 45th, 50th?

98th. I recently went to like a locally famous diner whose name I won't reveal, because I don't want to incite online harassment.

We hate online harassment. We would never do that to someone.

I hate it.

So I go to the diner, like a lot of places these days, like they're having some employment issues,

there's just not a lot of people around.

I sit down, order an omelet with peppers and onions.

Everyone who listens to this, that's my go-to. It's all I talk about.

Pepper and onion omelet with some cheese.

It arrives, guess what's inside it?

Pepper and onions.

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