Episode 136 - Be Fitzy For Me

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

After revealing a mortifying pet name he'd somehow kept under wraps, Greg tells Alison about an upcoming family visit. Alison hides in a bush as Elliot heads to Kindergarten and a listener calls Greg's bluff.

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0:00.0	This all freaks me out of it, childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, childish, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this?
0:24.0	Hey now, Fitzdog here.
0:26.0	Allison Rosen here.
0:28.0	Sometimes they call me grapefruit simons.
0:30.8	Sometimes you call me berry, so we're fruit and berry.
0:34.8	Fruit and berry.
0:35.6	We're so cute.
0:37.0	Because we're good for you.
0:38.6	We're good for you and we go with it.
0:41.0	The thing about us is we're nutritious and we taste good.
0:44.4	That's right, nutritious and delicious.
0:46.4	But sometimes I call you Fitsy and then I think,
0:50.4	berry, what are you doing?
0:52.0	We already got our cute nicknames, where are you?
0:54.4	It's like I am having a seven year itch with our nicknames.
1:00.8	And I got to go outside of our relationship.
1:04.7	It's like I want to roleplay with you with your name.
1:07.3	Right.
1:08.8	When I was...
1:09.3	Be Fitsy for me.
1:10.7	Like that.
1:11.6	That sounds like a film noir.
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