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Hey everybody, come on in. Some of you are really on the ball this morning. You're here

so early. Well, I guess you don't want to miss a thing. And how would you like to take

it up a level? Of course you would. Of course you would. All you need is a cup or a mug

or a glass of tinker, jellies or stine, a canteen, jug or flask or a pestle of any kind. Fill

it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the

dope of being here today, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous

sip, but if you haven't tried it yet, I feel a little bit bad for you. But today's your

day. Come on. Come on. Go. Yeah. That's good stuff. I'd like to start by reading a joke.

I just read on Twitter from Juanita Broadwreck. Now I don't know if she made this joke up

because it's a little bit too good, but I'll read it to you anyway. You should know that

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