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Madigan’s Pubcast

Episode 135: Taylor Swift’s Philanthropy, Defending Opossums, & The Curse of The Titanic

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of the Pubcast, Kathleen opens the show drinking a Destin Ale from Destin Brewery. She reviews her weekend on the Florida Panhandle, doing a sold-out show in Niceville and meeting her new possum friend “Roman” backstage. She had shrimp and fresh fish at LuLu’s in Destin and took a beach walk before a massive storm rolled in. Plus! Queen News, "Good Bad Food", Updates, "Holy Shit They Found It", Front Page Pub News, None of Your Business, and What to Watch This Week!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab

0:12.9

yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.

0:17.4

Termites. I'm so 135. So what a crazy week. So many things. First of all though, there's

0:37.6

two new queens in the house. The first one is a mini Anita Baker. Now that was sent to

0:45.2

me from Sharon in regular Michigan. She said she couldn't find a big one. That's okay though,

0:53.7

because in real life, Anita is my height. She is a size. That's her actual size. And we're

1:00.9

going to keep her right here on the desk. And then she is. She's a pocket ball. And that's how I met her.

1:08.6

Very tiny person on an airplane. She couldn't get her luggage up. I didn't even know who she was.

1:13.2

And I'm like, hey, you want some help? Because I'm as short as you. But I think two of us.

1:17.0

And then I picked up my end of her suitcase. And I'm like, dear, God, lady, what are you

1:22.0

trying to do? Gold bars? Are you going on the Titanic after this? What is in here? She just laughed.

1:28.6

And anyway, then we just talked the whole flight and drank screwdrivers and ate

1:33.3

fritos. Yeah, because I asked for fritos. She goes, you know, I haven't thought about a

1:37.5

frito in forever. And then we just ate all the fritos. They're so good. You forget about

1:42.0

fritos. But let's be friends. Anyway, and Queen Tate, now some people think I'm selling out.

1:49.6

So I've read on YouTube comments. No, I'm not. We're going to talk about why in a little while.

1:54.2

I would also like to say that that's probably her actual height with heels. And this is dolly's

1:58.9

actual height. And this is Anita's actual height. She's actually this tiny. And everyone else,

2:06.0

well, Stevie's the next shortest. So thank you, Sharon. I got the baby Anita. Many Anita.

2:13.5

I love it. Pocket it. Pocket Anita. The amount of stuff. First, what am I drinking? Well,

2:19.9

a destined beer for destined ale. My cousin, Mike and his wife, Connie, are in love with destined

2:27.4

Florida. They go all the time. Can't get there fast enough. And he told me where to go to,

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