Episode 135: Farts on a Plane

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode starts with us discussing the holiday of Dyngus Day. Want to know what it's all about? Well, we'll give you a hint. Get your pussywilllows ready! After that, we listen to an unbelievable commercial for a defunct martial arts studio. It will move you. We then go over some listener emails, including one from the living legend, THE BUSHMAN! After that, it's a discussion about an article that will shock you. It involves a samurai sword, a jilted lover, a gamer, and martial arts training. Then, it's an update from the guy in jail in England who refused to move his bowels. After that, we share the story of a monster mountain lion found in Washington. We even have some time to discuss a recent controversial flight! Things got crazy on a Transavia flight. You'll have to hear it to believe it, folks. After that, there's random talk of Seagal, Ryan Mutombo, and other shenanigans. Get 'er while she's hot and happy Dyngus Day!

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0:00.0	Oh, I was Danish.
0:05.0	I was Danish.
0:10.0	I was on near, so I can tell you how they both feel.
0:20.0	It's a free podcast so is a fucking good deal.
0:30.0	They are called me Danish, Danish and old Neil.
0:37.0	Danish and old Neil.
0:41.0	Danish and old Neil. Denny's and O'Neill, Denny's and O'Neill,
0:45.0	Denny's and O'Neill, Denny's and O'Neill, Denny's and O'Neill.
0:51.0	Of course! and only.
0:53.0	Of course.
0:55.0	It's crazy that he's out there right now working for some lawyers paralegal.
1:01.0	They don't even know the hidden treasure that they have.
1:04.4	They don't know how well he sings. I bet they will probably will find out at the holiday
1:08.4	party when he does some karaoke. Well you know maybe up or maybe when it's a potluck Friday and he brings in blow drop soup
1:17.2	That could be an indication. Yeah all the women in here gonna be sucking my dick and they're like you know this is a law firm we're
1:24.6	probably all gonna sue you or when he's supposed to be doing a PowerPoint
1:27.9	presentation and he puts on international star search and he beats norm
1:31.2	McDonald I don't think they're going to put him in charge of the
1:35.0	fucking PowerPoint.
1:37.0	Oh yeah, I tell you what, a boy with my dick.
1:40.0	Welcome back everybody to another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast.
1:46.0	And by the way, Danish O'Neill podcast is now available on Spotify.
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