Hey, it's Phil. Welcome back to the show. I'm here with Christian Taylor, who's returned

to Christmas town. No, it's snowflakes and I even have snowflake earrings. It's red.

It's red. Yes, I know. It's red, but we're still in winter and this is a cherry color

and it's snowflakey, which is really snowy today in Pizzanyland. It is really snowy today.

Hi, Jatani. Hi. Who's got a box? Is that a Christmas box? No, that is. You don't even know

what you're wearing. No, I got it free at a conference somewhere. Really? I think there's a bunch

of sponsors on the back. Okay, it is very cold. Do you feel like I'm a man? I feel like I'm a man. I'll be honest.

Okay, if you're just listening to this, you have no idea what sky is wearing. He's wearing a black

t-shirt with a bright orange box with little smaller boxes inside it. It's a graphic. He looks like Iron Man.

It means something or other, but we don't know what. It's very cold here in Chicago. It's five degrees

and snowy and windy. The only thing better than five degrees and snowy is five degrees snowy

and windy. And we got that. And we got it all going today. It's horrible. This is but sky claims

that he remembers every winter being exactly like this in his childhood. Hey, in January and

Chicago, this is what you expect. Five degrees? Sure. I remember colder, but not often. I'm from

Mississippi, so all I remember is 68 and sunny. And it's labor because the south doesn't have any

other issues. We did not have slaves when I was a child just maids. Okay, and they had Jim Crow

and indentured servants houseboys like pool boys like cabana boys. Boys that helped around the house.

Really? At a fairway? Where did they come from? Probably not. Where did they come from? I don't know,

but I have this to acquire these boys. I don't know, but I know that my dad grew up in the wrong

at my wedding. Yeah, he hired two guys and brought them in white gloves to move the chairs and do all

the furniture moving during my wedding. I thought my husband was probably going to kill him. Wow.

Kind of how he fascinating. Well, we should probably sing the theme song. Don't tell him,

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