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I'm Hannah, I'm Sarooty.

And welcome to your Valentine's Day special. Please enjoy this completely made-up day, however you choose.

I will be going to the cinema on my own like I do every year.

Oh no, it's a Friday, a Friday this year, who knows what we could do could do anything.

The world's your Valentine's-y oyster.

Yeah, that's true. Like I have to do anything.

This is true.

Like days of the week mean anything to me.

Exactly. Now, every day is a made-up day for us, so it doesn't really matter.

Exactly. It doesn't really matter, so you can do what you want.

Maybe you'll take your loved one for a lovely walk, or maybe you'll buy them some flowers, go to dinner, dress your dog up in a small UP.

Or you'll buy a dog up in a small UPS man's outfit.

Whatever you want to do, it's your day.

We have chosen to celebrate Valentine's Day by making you listen to 45 or maybe more minutes of mass shootings, Nazis, and quite unexpectedly for me, memes.

Memes was the last thing I expected to show up in an episode about Nazism.

What says true love like white supremacy and internet jokes, though, really?

Really? When you come down to it, when you break it all down?

This was a really good hinge bio that was like fluent in English and memes.

That's funny.

That's your man. That's your man, Hannah.

Go get him. Go get your man.

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