The perfect voice is like your voice is like for a second like was wrong like inside your head. Did you like that?

Uh you did not dial one nine hundred.

I'm sorry. You're a member of those commercials. Like one eight hundred. She's like one nine hundred. She like takes off her glasses. I was like no no no no one nine hundred is what the glass is on.

Well, between that and Miss Cleo, it was back and forth between one nine hundred numbers and I know you're so like sexually frustrated and confused and then stand up deaf.

Like what the hell going on here?

Oh my god.

I had a day. I was outside and it was social. They forced me to like talk to people at work today, which is like totally against my mission statement.

Right. Your mission statement. My personal mission statement is not to talk to people. You must be tired. I am.

Dude, the introverted weariness that I had to actually interact with other human beings. It's just it's intense.

I'm sorry. It sounds so pampered.

To be in someone that I'm a god, I actually had to go to the office today. So, I'm like I had to drive there and that park.

And I'm like, how did I do this every day? I know.

I know. Where's the mental bandwidth there?

And I didn't even go into late.

I was moving slowly, because I didn't have to go in,

and I needed to go in to print these documents

that I, like, 900-page transcript that I needed to print out.

Oh, I wasn't going to do it at home.

So I'd go into the office to print it.

And so I didn't have to be there to specific time,

but like, so I kind of was like taking my time

in the morning, it was getting ready to get in the shower.

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