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New Rory & MAL

Episode 133 | MEN SHOULDN’T DO THIS…

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.87.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

First off…if you haven’t subscribed to our Patreon you’re fooling yourself. The FaceTime call with the girls is available now and things get heated. We close out this crazy story and move on to current news beyond the pod. The guys discuss the Golden Globes and somehow go on a tangent about ‘Baby Boy’. We also discuss Jerrod Carmichael’s monologue and Eddie Murphy’s unnecessary Will Smith joke. Believe it or not Coachella is around the corner and so is the return of Frank Ocean (bring your poppers). Then we try to convince Rory and Mal to hug. We move on to an absurd list of rules for men. To no surprise Mal agrees with most of the rules. Did Julian ask the guys to brunch? Would you trust a robot to represent you in court? Speaking of law, Your Honor is coming back this Sunday. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this, Elon Musk, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, yogurt. Let me tell you now. I'm I'm arguing with the women on that. I love yogurt. You like goga

0:06.0

Not govers. Hold on. See now you trying to you see don't do that to me. I just asked if you can marry

0:10.3

I don't suck yogurt out of a out of a little a tube. That's kind of why I'm not doing that. Wow how fast you think well

0:15.8

I could finish a goger

0:17.8

No

0:29.1

Welcome to a new new episode of the new Rory and mall podcast. I am all I'm Rory and we are back

0:37.7

For our second episode official episode of 2023 work 2020 me

0:42.6

2020 me it's our Jordan here. This is our Jordan here

0:45.2

The patreon episode is live now

0:48.6

Yes, I mean technically. Yeah, look at the marketing. You're right. Um, yeah, so last episode we we discussed Julien's

0:55.9

um, I guess intro to 2020 me his 2020 me yes and

1:02.0

Some of the trials and tribulations that that he went through with with a young lady that stayed his house for four days. Yeah, three

1:08.2

Three. Oh, yeah. Sorry. It's a four alert. We didn't get to the fourth three and a half

1:12.1

Yeah, she stayed somewhere else on that fourth day. Yeah, stay with another yeah strapping young lad

1:18.0

Yuck and he hit the fourth wall. I will

1:23.0

My bad

1:24.2

Well, yes, so we we got a hold of that young woman and her friend and we facetime them and got her side of the story

1:31.4

Which is live on patreon her side of the story

1:34.0

You're not for it. It was her friend's side of the story. It was her friend. It was her publicist's side of her story

1:39.3

And she was speaking on behalf of her client. It was it works really well for them because the wife I was bad

1:44.8

It was hard to get a word in her friend clearly had already

1:48.8

had just been prepped. Oh, yeah, she had her opening statements ready to go. She's media trained which which uh for those that listen

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