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Slop Quest

Episode 133: Grandmaster Dass

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Oooooooooh, heavens to Betsy, it's another beautiful episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast starring none other than us, Danish and O'Neill (duh!). We come firing hot out of the starting gates in this episode. There's some brief hamster-flushgate updates (from listeners). O'Neill discusses his comedy/ski tour with Ari "too hot for Twitter" Shaffir. Danish tells of a recent mishap he had on a tricky pair of stairs (they were like MC Escher stairs!). There's also a bunch 'ems first hand witness account! We switch gears with some brief UFC talk. We find time to talk some Stevie Seagal and what he's been up to lately (it's a real doozy as usual). Oh, and there's a HORSE story! Is it "that" kind of horse story? Hmmmmm. Maybe it's not. Listen and find out! We even give an update on Brendan "the Dass man" Dassey. This episode is full of more twists and turns than an old country road. Put your helmet on, space cadets, cause you're in for a treat.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was on it on it.

0:15.0

on it so I can tell you

0:21.0

I can tell you how it won't be

0:25.0

It's a great podcast

0:29.0

Who is a great podcast

0:30.0

Whoa, so we're so fucking good here.

0:33.0

Call with a Danish show.

0:35.0

The Danish should

0:38.0

Dang should only love. Oh, Day that's shadow kneel.

0:47.0

Day that shadow kneel.

0:48.0

Day and she don't kneel.

0:51.0

Day that sh no need.

0:54.0

Day that shine don't need.

0:57.0

Day and shine don't need. Oh, Neil. Dain and Chando Neil.

1:05.0

Fuck you.

1:08.0

Real hot, hot peppers.

1:13.0

Little smooth acoustic to bring us into the, to the latest episode.

1:20.0

That is, hot peppers on the acoustic version of the Danish and O'Neill theme song.

1:25.0

So he calls himself now? That would be great.

1:27.0

It is a happy belated birthday to Pepper by the way. It was on the 24th.

1:31.0

We were pre-recording so I couldn't get that out to him.

1:33.7

Yeah you want Grant wanted me to tell him he still loves him even though he

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