Episode 133: Eleven Bucks Per Keet

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

On this, the 133rd episode of the Round Table: a man is stabbed by his threesome partner for refusing to switch positions, the Michigan Batman is arrested once again, and Kevin some important tips on how to be a good stand-up comedian. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Bob Kuhan, and Micah Sherman!

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0:00.0	Hello everybody how you doing Ed Larson from the round table gentlemen
0:04.4	tell me about all the wonderful things you can get on Adam and Eve.com
0:08.9	here on the greatest comedy radio station
0:12.7	on the goddamn planet please give it up
0:16.4	for CCR Cave Comedy Radio
0:21.4	Squirt Squirt Squirt Oh no
0:24.0	how's everyone doing? Alright today
0:26.8	we're switching it up a bit because let's face it we're selling fucking and if
0:31.9	you're not switching it up a little bit when you're selling fucking then you
0:35.5	don't know how to sell fucking so today we're not just looking at one
0:40.1	particular item we're looking at a whole plethora of the same item
0:44.8	cock ranks alright now I'm looking at the cock ring page like I usually do
0:51.4	when I'm about to try to sell some good shit I find something that appeals to me
0:55.2	and I pick it out and I sell you that item I'm looking at these cock ring pages
1:01.0	pages and pages and pages and cock rings and you know what I want all of them
1:08.0	you know so I'm just here to sell you on the idea of a cock ring in case you're
1:11.7	one of the few horrible degenerate people in America that doesn't own one yet
1:16.1	alright they're one of the few sex toys the first of all they they pleasure
1:21.4	the pleasure of the men and the women at the same goddamn time you know and
1:25.5	that's what makes them so freaking popular you know they work and if you don't
1:29.7	want to use it it works by you put it on the shaft of your cock and you throw it
1:35.2	on the back and it limits the blood flow into your dicky you know and it boosts
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