Episode 133: "Aspirations of Rape" with Nick Thune
Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft
Eddie Ifft
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2012
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Nick Thune is on this very special episode of Jim And Eddie TalkS hit. The show is Jasonless for the second week in a row what will Jim and Eddie do? Be funny without being interrupted? We talk about the Jason's new friends and the feature film that Jason and Lilit staring in. Also, Nick and Eddie go into details about a prank that when too far in Austrailia. find out all this and more on this weeks episode of Jim and Eddie TalkS hit.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, before we start this wonderful episode with comedian Nick Thune, Nick Thune, actually a guy who can really play guitar, unlike Jason. I'm here with Farside, going to do the intro with me. |
| 0:12.0 | A lot of our fans don't like our intros. |
| 0:14.1 | Yeah and I'm here to win you over. Oh really? Like because you're the talent and |
| 0:19.4 | people like the intro now? People like my intros. Hey everybody this is Eddie Yifft how's everybody doing? I'm here with Eddie Ift and we're here to talk about |
| 0:28.8 | uh podcast if you buy our podcast through donations, you're going to get gifts, DVDs, CDs, Blu-ray discs, PCP, |
| 0:37.6 | we'll give you whatever you want, we'll make sure you get it. |
| 0:40.7 | Just do us a favor, we don't get money. I'm crazy Eddie! |
| 0:44.0 | We got cars. You donate a thousand dollars. |
| 0:47.0 | You can come down here to the Reagan College. |
| 0:49.0 | We'll make sure you would leave with a brand new Volvo. |
| 0:51.0 | We're going to club a seal if you don't do anything. |
| 0:53.7 | I'm going to rape this chimpanzee from the movie chimpanzee if you're not... |
| 0:57.6 | Why did you just get a southern accent in the middle of it? |
| 0:59.6 | Cuz crazy Eddie sounds a little like this, he'd have a southern accent. |
| 1:03.0 | He's a little uncomfortable. |
| 1:04.2 | He rapes children. |
| 1:05.6 | He will rape children if you do not donate. |
| 1:07.8 | If you are not at the live show, you are a dumb idiot. |
| 1:10.9 | That is a double negative. |
| 1:12.1 | You are smart, and then I'm gonna |
| 1:13.6 | fucking insult you some more you're gonna get raped by Jason that's right he's |
| 1:18.1 | in Tennessee right now picking up them guns he's gonna show up to your house he knows |
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