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Hey everybody, come on in, come on in. Yeah, it's time. It's time for coffee with Scott

Adams. And are you glad it is? I know. I know. It's the best time of the day. And let's

make it special. Because you know what's special about today? Well, there's a gigantic

penis-shaped ship that is screwing the planet earth at this moment. Yeah, you're not going

to get your toilet paper. But we can make that all better with the simultaneous sip and

all you need is a copper mug or glass of tank of chalice, a styrofoam, a canteen jug of

glass, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join

me now for the young parallel pleasure. The dopamine of the day. The thing that makes

what? Yeah, everything. Everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and you'll

hear it around the world. It happens now. Go. I can feel that cargo ship starting

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