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All right, boys, I have a very important thing to tell you.

I need to inform you of the hospital banana.

Are you aware of the hospital banana?

Is this related to the hospital sandwiches?

No, I mean loosely.

The hospital sandwiches I'm technically not supposed to be not supposed to be able to take even though I do.

I know the code to where they keep them.

Isn't the hospital banana how you stack the dead body so they take as less space as possible?

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