Episode 132: Fine Crafted Amish Ranting

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2014

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or BlackBerry?
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0:07.0	Dad, a junior.
0:13.0	This is your wife's beacon.
0:15.0	Get to the pickup and plug in your cellular phone.
0:18.0	Them City counselors in Aurora, Colorado
0:21.0	have been calling and calling and calling down here to the double-wide.
0:25.0	They need your help.
0:28.0	Now I know they all prayed at you when they got up this morning
0:31.0	and they prayed at you some more every day and time they sat down to food
0:35.0	and they prayed about the Broncos
0:38.0	and about keeping them color at a stoners from turning gay.
0:41.0	But they need your help running the city.
0:45.0	Every single time they have a council meeting
0:48.0	they need to get a hold of you but quick.
0:51.0	Right after they punch in on the clock
0:54.0	they have to talk to you.
0:56.0	Not a one of them can get a lick of work done until they do.
1:00.0	Them City counselors need to know which ones of the snow routes to plow
1:04.0	so then their ambulances can get all the people you let get hurt to them doctors.
1:11.0	If and you aren't going to make a more blood
1:13.0	the way you made that noisy lady more spaghetti that time
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