Episode 132: Do it all on expenses

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! It's Thursday, and so it's very nearly the weekend. Allow us to help you get there with another half an hour of nonsense, this time around including the busting of an urban myth or two, a strangely supportive attitude towards lad mags of the 90s, and obviously then Pete veers into chat about masturbation. We apologise in advance.

Elsewhere there's a bit on The Inbetweeners, and then someone gets in touch to talk about stealing from vending machines.

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0:00.0	Imagine you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head taking in the views instead of taking on the road maybe even taking a nap. That's the bliss of getting where you need to go
0:16.1	without worrying about driving. Book your train journey via avantiawestcoast.co. Oveanti West Coast.
0:25.0	Feel good travel. You're not going to. Who the podcast master? It's the local peat show? We the podcast master. It's the
0:49.6	local peat show. We're back again for more chat and to bother you during your community. be time. Why would they be doing that? I don't know, mix up a bit.
1:04.0	I don't mind them doing it.
1:05.0	Look, I've always said, I've always said my autobiography was going to be called,
1:11.0	memories of my father or a difficult wank.
1:13.3	It's kind of like thinking about your parents or listening to the Luke and Pete show
1:17.3	whilst in Flagrante El Solowos.
1:20.4	It's probably quite a difficult. It's expert level ononism I think.
1:27.5	If you're listening, give yourself a little treat.
1:29.3	Look, give yourself a little treat but make it difficult for yourself. I once knew a man who said that he would only do it in the kind of half push, half, what do you call it, sit-ups, the half sit-up position. So if you do it in the sit-up position you're kind of distracted so you don't feel the muscle burn it so much and that's how he had abs.
1:49.4	That man is a psychopath. It's basically Patrick Bateman from America's psycho.
1:54.3	Good idea though, aren't it?
1:55.4	Who can't attract women?
1:57.0	Oh yeah, that's good though.
2:00.0	You must have put a lot of thought on to that.
2:02.0	Speaking of debauchery, first of all hello.
2:04.8	Sorry about that.
2:06.4	Yeah.
2:07.4	We're the podcast masters.
2:08.4	But as we talked about before.
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