Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

Patterson Revolution! Evolution!

Happy Turkey Day!

I already said happy Thanksgiving in the first part of a night she cries while he rides his seat.

So I'm going to mix it up.

I'm going to say happy turkey day. Hopefully you enjoyed part one of at night she cries while he rides his steed, the first ever

romance novel for dudes and hopefully it's helping you get through your drives and or flights.

I should say flights too, in case you get a big trip coming up across country or something.

I say cross country because it's six and a half hours.

Maybe you're going to fucking Europe or something.

Oh, that would be fun, huh?

That would be a real joy.

Here is part two of a night she cries while he rides a steed. First we have some

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