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Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Episode 1318: Seagulls and Eagles and Bears…Oh My!

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture

4.9634 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Paul's knees are acting up; will turmeric fix it? A small fire in a Vegas showroom leads us down a disco rabbit hole. From Zoom, we get a story about animal encounters. Matt and the kids go out on a Duffy boat with snacks. Paul does some impersonations. And a Scoopardy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, hello there. It is so nice to see you. This is my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. We have thanked all of you this month. We have gotten through our lists. It is amazing. We thanked every single ice cream truck driver by name this month.

0:24.2

If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, get thanked by name next month.

0:27.8

Head over to preaching fun.com.

0:29.6

Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.

0:33.0

And who knows?

0:35.2

The life you save may be your own.

0:41.2

Now, a program.

0:43.3

Hey, Johnny.

0:44.4

Do you want to go to an ice cream social?

0:47.1

Yeah, I'd love to.

0:48.5

Great.

0:49.1

Let's go.

0:50.5

What's confusing because people are hearing us on the first.

0:53.9

That's true. Yeah. Yeah. But it's, uh, we finish all of our main day. Right. We recorded this as man. Right. It's got to be. It's got to be there. Yeah. It's time for Matt. Manningley's. Sitting across from me in Pittsburgh is Paul Manningley.

1:11.3

Across with me in Las Vegas, that's Mr. Matt Donnelly. And on the knobs and dials is Jacob the audio guy. Love that guy. We're preaching fun. We're preaching fun. Can you turn me up a little bit, Jacob? Oh, yeah. You're down. Let me turn you up. It's hard for me to hear you. Yeah, yeah.

1:27.7

Well, boys, I went to the doctor.

1:30.2

Hooray! turned you up. It was hard for me to hear you. Yeah, yeah.

1:29.9

Well, boys, I went to the doctor.

1:30.9

Hooray.

1:32.0

Yay. And to the surprise of no one, I've probably got arthritis in my knees.

1:38.8

Yay.

1:40.6

Yay.

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