Episode 1316: Sweatin' Through Pleather
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: Jacob buys some salt and recalls a pitch to do a porno. Will GLP-1 meds become cheap and readily available like boner pills? Matt gets offered playoff tickets as payment for a gig. Plus, Paul experiences a ghostly scare, Colbert's adieu brings back memories for Matt, and a '90s again' Scoopardy!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hello there. |
| 0:05.1 | I am so happy you are here. |
| 0:06.9 | I would like to thank you the ice cream truck drivers. |
| 0:10.4 | That's right. |
| 0:11.1 | Thank you all of you ice cream truck drivers out there. |
| 0:13.7 | I said that really weird. |
| 0:15.1 | I would like to thank the ice cream truck drivers. |
| 0:17.5 | Thank you to all of the ice cream truck drivers out there. |
| 0:37.6 | And that all sounds weird. All of it. Every time. Words are weird. Words are weird. They're all made up. You did it. Oh, no. You made it weird for everyone. If you've been an ice cream truck driver now or at any part in your life or if you plan on being an ice cream truck driver sometime in the future, thank you. |
| 0:43.6 | And thank you specifically to Sarah Boyle, Chasing the Dragon Scoop, Lori Elzeroth, Darth Scooper, and David Walker. |
| 0:46.1 | If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks, preaching fun.com |
| 0:50.4 | is where you can go. |
| 0:51.2 | Preaching fun.com. |
| 0:52.4 | Head over there, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows? |
| 0:56.3 | The life you save may be your own. |
| 0:59.9 | The cover you crave might already be blown. |
| 1:02.4 | Hey, Johnny. |
| 1:03.5 | Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 1:06.2 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 1:07.6 | Great. |
| 1:08.1 | Let's go. |
| 1:48.5 | Oh, man. I'm crabby, guys. Yeah. Today's the last day of my youngest kid's fifth grade. He graduated grade school today. Uh-huh. Three of time. Yeah. Impressive. But that's not the main story. I'm just salty. It's time for Madmanman's ice cream soul cool Sitting across for me And Paul Maddie Is Matt McIriff I'm from me Cross for me is Matt Donnelly I'm Jacob That's Matt We're preaching fun Fuck you guys See I broke words I'm sorry I broke them No no no Yeah I got a I got a to me this morning, and I ordered some kosher salt the other day. |
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