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Because that's where I'm gonna, I Town Square, the greatest single gathering of colonization information, but this, the entire

British nation.

If you've ever considered a career across the ocean in the new world,

then you should come here to Sussex Town Square next weekend.

Live presentations by such luminaries as the Dutch East India Company, the British Crown,

Quakers and all other manner of Protestants seeking religious freedom in the new world but don't take

my word for it just ask these lovely folks who just came back. I never consider

myself a world traveler, but being a scullery maid's hard work.

Sometimes I just want to disappear for a while.

And just 14 short months in the colonies. I got to see new sites, be exciting new people,

and thanks to disentry, I lost five stone. And husband also to disentry but now look at me a fit independent

world traveled and single you sure are, you sure are.

Many you might recognize me, it's me, old Dickie Sniffs.

Two years ago, owing to my certain perclivities, I was given my choice of the Tower of London or go off to the new world.

Well I can say here I am back, debt to society paid in full, productive member of the community,

and now old Dickie Sniffs is the owner of no less than 12 indigenous peoples.

You heard it here yourselves, people. If it can make a man out of Dickie Sniffs, think of what it can do for you. Next weekend right here,

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