Episode 131: The Alpha Centaurians Get Laid!

The Unbelievable Podcast

Brian Frange & Phoebe Tyers

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4.7 • 746 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In the 1950s Elizabeth Klarer was impregnated by an alien from Alpha Centauri! It was a hot steamy affair filled with cushy red carpet, and delicious vegetables. But what does this mean for the rest of society? And did the baby survive? And what about her two other kids who aren’t alien babies? What about them? Do they feel weird about their mom banging an alien? PLUS - NASA discovers Earth 2.0, a decomposing man in LA is a part-aliens working for the government, and t-shirt update!

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Unbelievable podcast.
0:11.0	A mysterious series of lights seen in the night sky.
0:15.0	Have some Texas City residents.
0:17.0	Today, I want you to open your mind.
0:23.6	The beings that I thought were aliens were interdimensional creatures that fed off the chaos.
0:31.6	There is an operable portal between this one and the next place.
0:35.6	We will have an existential shock.
0:36.6	Science can't explain this particular case.
0:40.4	Realizing that here, here, here, there are twins of the earth.
1:01.4	Hello and welcome to the unbelievable podcast, episode 131. The Alpha Centurians get laid.
1:07.1	In the 1950s, Elizabeth Clare was impregnated by an alien from Alpha Centurai. It was a hot,
1:12.2	steamy affair filled with cushy red carpet and delicious vegetables. But what does this mean for the rest of society?
1:13.4	And did the baby survive?
1:15.6	And what about her two other kids who aren't alien babies?
1:16.4	What about them?
1:18.2	Do they feel weird about their mom banging an alien?
1:21.2	Plus, NASA discovers Earth 2.0.
1:24.0	A decomposing man in L.A. is part alien working for the government.
1:25.3	And T-shirt update.
1:27.5	So get out some scented candles. Get out a nice green mineral bath because here come the Alpha Centurians
1:31.4	helping you learn to unlearn everything you know.
1:36.5	Ah, fuck me in the ass.
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