Episode 131: "Prepping For Porn" with Skippy Simon

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2012

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Skippy Simon is on this very special episode of Jim and Eddie TalkS hit. Ever listened to a guy in a bunny suit? You will. Skippy is gonna drink his 40oz and talk about being guy number 56 of 80 in a bukkake. All that and more on this episode of Jim and Eddie TalkS hit.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, welcome to this new episode of talking shit. I don't know what it is, like 135 or 136 or something. I don't know. We fucking have done so many of these and the only way we do them is because we do them because we enjoy enjoy doing it but we also know you guys like
0:15.2	doing it and if you really do like it and you listen a lot then fucking buy something.
0:19.8	Buy a package that's all it.
0:21.4	We're not saying donate we're not even used that word
0:23.4	anymore because that's a cheesy word and everybody gets mad I don't want to donate
0:27.2	fuck you okay it's not like we're asking for an organ we're not asking for an
0:30.6	eyeball or a fucking urethra we're asking for you to buy our
0:35.4	posters our CDs our DVDs our t-shirts and other shit good stuff like you go to
0:41.7	our website Jim and Eddie talk shit dot com and you go to our website gym and eddy talk shit
0:43.1	and you get stuff you there's all these different packages and and they get
0:47.9	fucking big and they're worth more money than then then what you get like just donate, get it stuff, support the show. If you really want to
0:56.7	support the show too and you're a listener you've got a company or you know someone with a company,
1:00.1	get them to advertise on the show because that's how we're going to make some money. Yes, I know it sounds like we live in a big manage in the in the rape capital of the world, but no this is a rape cottage. We're not really making money from the show. We obviously we'd like to make some money so
1:13.9	fucking if you got an ad put it on email our hot hot ad chick girl monty at
1:21.4	we'll just send her an email Jim and Eddie at yahoo.com.
1:25.0	Jim and eddy at yahoo.com you know what we're we're taking ads so just
1:29.0	there's gonna be some up next week and I some you'll fuck the ads well fuck you you know then send
1:34.3	us more money the more money you donate the less ads do it that's how it works also the
1:39.0	last thing you can do for us is come to our live show in Vegas and I want you to come because I think
1:44.0	you'll see the funniest fucking show of your life. Brian McCarthy's going to be
1:47.2	there playing truth or dare. Jim and I are going to be there. Jason's going to
1:50.8	be there. All the monks are going to be there,
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