Episode 131: BONUS! Hocus Pocus

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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🗓️ 31 October 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Happy Halloween, Mary's! We are FINALLY queening out on 1993's "Hocus Pocus," which is less ooky spooky and more campy vampy, with Matreon alums Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker putting a spell on queers and queens the world over as the Sanderson Sisters. But we spend plenty of time discussing Max's maximum cringe factor, Dani's precarious precociousness, Allison's age and how hot the dad was. (And the bus driver and the fake cop.) By the way, did you know Max was a virgin? Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) Colin: @colindrucker (Twitter) www.alrightmary.com

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0:00.0	The All right, Mary.
0:15.0	And so, the Sanderson sisters were hanged by the Salem townfolk.
0:25.0	Now there are those who say that on Halloween night a cat
0:30.0	still guards the old Sanderson house, warning off any who might make the
0:38.0	witches come back to life.
0:41.0	Heh! We seem to have a great.
0:44.0	Uh-huh.
0:48.0	Uh-huh.
0:49.0	We seem to have a skeptic in our midst,
0:52.0	Mr. Denison, would you care to share your California laid
0:55.8	that tie-d-dye-dye-dye-to-do?
0:58.8	Okay.
1:00.8	Granted that you guys here in Salem are all into these black cats and witches and stuff?
1:07.0	Stuff.
1:08.0	Fun?
1:09.0	But everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies.
1:13.0	Oh, it's a conspiracy.
1:15.0	It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallows Eve.
1:20.0	It's the one out of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to earth.
1:24.6	Well, six, Allison.
1:30.9	So this teacher is my kind of drag. I always felt that, what's her name, Miss
1:37.2	Frisle, Miss Fris, from the Magic School Bus? That she was a great drag
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