Episode 131 - Berens Sisters (Part 1)

The Cripescast Podcast

Charlie Berens

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week Charlie is joined by half of his sisters Betsy, Maggie, Mary Kate and Bridget, for a special episode of the Cripescast. They start the episode by opening a bottle of wine with a screw and hammer and share stories about growing up with 12 siblings. Highlights include Maggie’s story about Charlie getting picked up by the cops at 17, voting games that pin sibling against sibling, and Charlie getting advice on his upcoming commencement speech. Find us on all social platforms @cripescast @charlieberens and on Patreon patreon.com/charlieberens The music behind the advertisements (aside from Maggie's beautiful rendition of "Jingle Bells") is "Double Polka" by Kevin McLeod.

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0:00.0	Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the Cripes cast with the sisters.
0:06.4	We apparently don't have a wine opener in the house somehow.
0:12.5	So Bridget being at UW-Madison. Oh, it's Betsy's idea.
0:18.8	You did it for Adam.
0:20.0	UW-Madison Class of 2010, 2011, 2012 is currently screwing
0:28.2	a screwing a screw into, she's pregnant.
0:36.9	Marricade, yeah. No, you guys were making us never mind.
0:43.0	Yeah, a screwing joke and then, all right.
0:46.0	Now Betsy, you need leverage if you're doing this for God's sake.
0:49.0	Twist it more, twist it more.
0:50.4	Betsy, no. She knows what she's doing.
0:53.2	All right, she knows how to do it. I'm not going to mansplain
0:55.6	how to... Yeah, Charlie, shut up.
0:57.6	Someone mute Charlie's mic.
1:00.9	She's trying to get a cork.
1:02.8	I'm just explaining for the audience since this is a audio play.
1:05.9	Are we recording this? Can't they see this for them?
1:07.8	No, it's not.
1:08.3	Why did they wake up?
1:12.0	I'm saying that for those who are listening in their cars
1:15.6	or at the gym or something.
1:17.0	So anyway, Betsy is currently screwing Maggie before you make a...
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