Episode 1307: Judi Dench is Very Relavent
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
SUMMARY: Jacob has gifts for Matt and Paul. It's Matt's birthday, and the family goes out for teppanyaki and yogurt. Hair stylists don't know who Judi Dench is. Jacob goes to a Golden Knights game and sits near a couple disappointed with their seats. Plus, Matt undeservedly sees David Byrne, Paul riffs teppan-yuk'es, and a Scoopardy.
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| 0:00.0 | All right. |
| 0:00.5 | I know it's working. |
| 0:01.2 | It's definitely working. |
| 0:01.8 | I want to do it just for the bottom chin. |
| 0:03.7 | That's mainly what I'm doing. The bottom chin. You heard me. You bet your bottom chin. Oh, hello there. I'm so sorry I didn't see you earlier. We were having too many discussions about our bottom chins. What, you bet your bottom chin I do. Right now, I'd like to thank the ice cream truck drivers. Those are the folks that deliver this fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. Right now, I'd like to thank David Walker, Dirty Old Scoop, Darren Cunningham, Jeff Harris, the lost ice cream truck driver and ice blue scoop. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, get thanked at this part of the show in a future |
| 0:37.5 | episode and help deliver that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes. |
| 0:41.2 | Head over to preaching fun.com. |
| 0:42.7 | Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows, |
| 0:47.2 | the life you save may be your own. |
| 0:51.9 | And now, a program. |
| 0:53.9 | Hey, Johnny. |
| 0:55.0 | Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
| 0:57.7 | Yeah, I'd love to. |
| 0:59.1 | Great. |
| 0:59.6 | Let's go. |
| 1:02.3 | Oh, man. |
| 1:03.7 | I don't know what's happening right now, but I'm currently targeted all the time on social media |
| 1:10.3 | for learn how to dunk a basketball videos. |
| 1:13.4 | Whoa. |
| 1:15.1 | I can't wait until you can dunk a basketball. |
| 1:18.2 | It's time for Matt and Matt McAnnex sitting across with me, the undunkable ball manic. |
| 1:23.3 | Across for me, the undunk-lid Matt Donnell. |
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