Episode 1300: What's in the Backpack?

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.9 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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SUMMARY: Matt and Jacob are recording together in the same place, which begs the question of what version of The Churn they're in. Jacob has exciting news about Spadoni and runs afoul of Fremont Street security. Matt overcomes a past shortcoming with a t-shirt. Plus, Al the Pizza Man gives us a business update and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. This is my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where I get to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you so much ice cream truck drivers. Right now I'd like to thank Ice Cream Truck Drivers. Right now I'd like to thank Ice Blue Scoop, Sarah Boyle, Travis Jaguri, Tony Cowley, Bearded Scoop, and Wendy Loomis, if you want to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:22.5	just like these fine folks that help keep that fucking ice cream going to people's
0:26.1	fucking ear holes, head over to preaching fun.com.
0:28.8	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:31.5	and who knows!
0:33.0	The life you save may be your own.
0:38.7	And now, a program.
0:41.2	Hey, Johnny.
0:42.2	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:45.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:46.4	Great.
0:46.9	Let's go.
0:49.3	Oh, man.
0:50.5	Jacob, are you recording on the Zoom?
0:52.8	I am now. Yeah. Yeah, we're back. Matt Dahlia and I end the turn together. Paul's still in Pittsburgh. It's time for Matt McAllenstein. It's time for Matt McAllenstein. Sitting across from me in Pittsburgh, PA. That's Paul Maddickley. Hello. Across with me is Matt Donnelly. And over there's Jacob the audio guy. We're preaching fun. This is episode 1300 and it's appropriate that we started in Churn 6.0. Oh, God. I don't even know. We did this before. I think it's six. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So let's see.
1:45.6	Does the Inspire Theater back in the day? Does all that stuff count as churn? Absolutely. Okay. So we did backstage at Inspire. Well, we did pens. We did, you guys did the Slammer. We started the Slammer. First four episodes at the Slammer. I don't know. Can we count the slamer as a churn?
1:47.0	That's kind of the slammer.
1:48.0	Well, yeah, that's true.
1:45.6	It is. We started the slamer. First four episodes at the slamer. I don't know. Can we count the slamer as a churn?
2:00.3	That's kind of the slamer. Well, yeah, it's true. It is the slamer. It's a whole different name. All right. Slammer has just been disqualified. We've just updated our files. So sorry. Apologies to people who are really rooting. I don't know. I guess I guess it was.
2:00.9	You're right.
2:01.3	No, no, no.
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