Episode 130: The Swiss Cheese Pervert

The First Degree

Alexis Linkletter and Jac Vanek

News, Society & Culture, True Crime

4.5 • 10.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

A group of girls are driving home from a John Mayer concert when a man pulls up next to them. The man reaches out his hand, holding up a piece of Swiss cheese. In his hand: a piece of cheese. In his other hand...well, you get the picture. And this wasn’t the first time he did this. In episode 130, Jac, Alexis and Billy tell the sordid, rancid tale of the Swiss Cheese Pervert, with the help of their first degree Kelsey, and a bonus special guest, Paul Holes. 🎟 Catch up to FOUR bonus episodes per month plus full video episodes over on Patreon: patreon.com/thefirstdegree 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/thefirstdegree 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@thefirstdegreee 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/thefirstdegree Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The first degree.
0:02.0	The first degree.
0:04.0	The first degree.
0:06.0	The first degree.
0:08.0	The first degree.
0:10.0	Get on the cruise.
0:12.0	Get on the cable.
0:14.0	You see it on the face, too.
0:16.0	These things are supposed to happen in movies, not real life.
0:20.0	So we're all like, no, I think you're trying to tell us something.
0:24.0	Finally, I think after I tried to figure this out, someone was like,
0:28.0	guys, I think that's for a cheese.
0:36.0	Welcome to the first degree.
0:38.0	The Trigger and Podcast that you might end up on.
0:40.0	My name is Jack Fanick and I'm sitting far away from Alexis Linkletter and Billy Jensen.
0:44.0	And you know what? I'm very excited to get into this episode because it is a new type of an episode for us.
0:48.0	So let's jump right in.
0:50.0	But before we do,
0:52.0	we need to know what day is it, Billy?
0:54.0	Today is February 3rd.
0:56.0	And it's Elmo's birthday.
0:58.0	Oh my god.
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