Episode 130: RIP 2019
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2019
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
Let's leave getting cake mixes delivered to you every month, backpack advertising, family exploiting content grinds, diaper schemes, texting other drivers, and lunchboxes of the future in 2019, alright gang?!?
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| 0:00.0 | Oh no they hit another YKS. |
| 0:04.3 | Look out here comes another YKS. |
| 0:06.7 | Time to find out why YKS. |
| 0:09.1 | Sit down and listen to the mic and JF. |
| 0:11.3 | Oh no, they get another YKS now you got to hear another YKS time to find out why YKS |
| 0:18.0 | put your headphones on it's YKS |
| 0:20.0 | Hey uh Jesse Mike I Hey, uh, Jesse, hey Mike. I, uh, calling that for a while. I think I left some mean |
| 0:28.1 | messages when I was a little bit too drunk, uh, but I was curious, my buddy was talking about how he doesn't like the squatty potty |
| 0:37.0 | the little like thing you know stand that you put your feet on so that you shit better and cleaner. |
| 0:47.7 | And I asked him why and he said that he doesn't like the squatty party or any of those sort of like stool things |
| 0:55.6 | because he gets he shifts on his nuts and I was curious to me that things not a normal problem. Do you all ever shit on your nuts? |
| 1:08.6 | Anyway, love the show. You guys are great. Bye. |
| 1:12.4 | Hey everybody welcome to YKS, Mike and JF, here, and it's 2020, Mike, isn't it? |
| 1:19.0 | No, it's not for another couple of days. |
| 1:21.5 | But isn't this going to be out in 2020? Yeah well. |
| 1:24.0 | Sunday the 29th, Monday the 30... |
| 1:26.0 | Coming to you from the distant past like a time... Oh shit. Is this coming out on the 31st? Is it? |
| 1:33.7 | Fucking shit. Well look, round up. |
| 1:36.7 | Don't listen to it until the first. |
| 1:38.7 | A lot of people won't. A lot of people will have their phones. |
| 1:41.6 | You'll get it. |
| 1:42.0 | Charging. |
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