You are listening to the Enormo Cast.

L'Sportiva is a proud sponsor of the Enorma cast,

and though they could rest on their laurels, keep tossing mirrors at my thick skull and watch me stroke them like one of Lenny's doomed rabbits.

Las Portiva has in fact dropped several innovations on us for the summer. Behold the Kataki, a lace-up version of the laser-guided Otaki,

in case you need to squeeze more blood out of your toes to hit that jib.

And the venerable Methos has been updated to the Methos Eco, a shoe made from 95% recycled materials and clean processing.

And the Maverink, a fun customizable shoe for kids, designed for a more comfortable, less restrictive fit on growing feet.

Just a thing to convince them they love climbing before a video game steal their souls

and they never want to step outside again.

So head to Sportiva.com or your local climbing retailer to check out all of sportiva's new goods.

And remember, when you support sportiva, you support the Enorma cast. Look folks, hear me now, listen to me later, believe me a couple weeks from now.

If you're still belaying your friends, with your head tip back, your mouth open, like some three chin buck tooth gaper, then you're totally

blowing it. If you're halfway through your road trip and rubbing your neck and pain every

night, then you're totally blowing it. If you're staring at the ground

while your best friend is up there squealing and grunting in fear like a trapped

weasel, then you're totally blowing it. Stop blowing it and become a

better, happier, and safer belayer by going to Blaispex.com and entering

Enorma Cass at check out. We got to get home.

Listen, where you're playing in town?

Are you playing here?

Where are you doing the normal dome, whatever it is?

It's terrific.

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