Episode 130 | Good Thing I Cheated
In The Moement
Moe Mitch
4.0 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2022
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
The episode turns into a complete therapy session as Moe is in vacation mode but Keity and Romeo get real about what's been bothering them internally.
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| 0:00.0 | Huh, what up, what up, when did y'all learn how to ride a bike? |
| 0:05.2 | Um, I don't remember. Oh, that was I was probably I don't eleven. Oh, |
| 0:10.6 | no, maybe maybe younger than that somewhere. The guy at elementary school teach |
| 0:14.4 | yourself or did your parents help you? Um, my dad, yeah, he put me on a bike and didn't oh, |
| 0:20.6 | y'all have fathers. Yeah, he's lucky. Oh, no, you don't know how to ride a bike. No, |
| 0:26.7 | I learned no carpet. Excuse me? Huh? I learned how to ride a bike on carpet. Was it like |
| 0:31.5 | a exercise bike? No, it was a huffy. No one with the extra handlebars is someone could ride |
| 0:36.9 | on the front of the back. Yeah. And um, how to peg you saying? Yeah, the little extended things. |
| 0:42.8 | And so when my mom was at work, I couldn't be outside if my mom was at work, right? So when she |
| 0:48.4 | wasn't at work, in the living room was my chance to practice. Yeah. And I taught myself how to |
| 0:54.4 | ride a bike. Yeah, I had that much space in the living room. Yeah. What the fuck? And I'll be like |
| 0:58.4 | in the circle around the coffee table. Uh-huh. Oh, he was bugging on carpet. You really did that. |
| 1:03.5 | And then when she would get home from work, I would test it outside. Really? Let me see if I could |
| 1:08.4 | balance. I could balance on carpet. I could balance outside. Well, I'm so low. But you did this |
| 1:14.0 | in the living room on carpet on a huffy. You just got on there and just started riding around. |
| 1:17.9 | You was falling and getting carpet burning and all that. All of it. And you just kept going. Yep. |
| 1:22.8 | And then you took that bike outside and did it? The first time I ran to the car. |
| 1:26.5 | Okay, that's fair. I ran straight into the neighbor's car and I walked away. But then the second time, |
| 1:33.2 | boy, my ass took off. He was getting it. At the age of 13, I taught myself how to ride a bike. |
| 1:38.7 | That's fine. That was training wheels. No, none of that. Okay. So you can learn how to ride a |
| 1:42.9 | bike on some carpet. And it'll apply in the real world. I ain't going to lie. That's lit. |
| 1:48.0 | I can't say that I did that. My dad took me outside. He put me on a bike. I had on training wheels. |
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