Hello listeners. I'm going to start off this episode with a quote from some of our

favorite artists. This is going to be a kid cuddi song that he did with Kanye

called Ghost Town on the album Yay.

I've been trying to make you love me

with everything I try just takes you further from me. I feel like I've been trying

so hard to make our listeners love us and they just

reject every opportunity we hand to forge a better relationship,

and we just get so much doubt and disgust.

People literally tell us to jump off a bridge and never do this again,

that we should have never do this again.

That we should have never done this in the first place,

and they can't believe this even exists.

But if people are questioning so much and so often about the purpose for something existing, then maybe people

are just on to something. Happy Belay the birthday to Alexa. We love you girl.

This episode is for geeks who don't get no birthday wishes from y'all birthday bitches. Some people literally have

birthdays and don't have any friends or girl hitting them up to celebrate it

with and they'll get a text from their mother. hitting them up to celebrate it with.

And they'll get a text from their mother and grandmother

and like an uncle.

But they're really just alone in the world.

So if our airwaves are hitting some of those people, we like

y'all to listen up. For our many negative reviewers, are many, many, many, many many many

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