Episode 13 - You Can't Eat Pretzels During A Podcast

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

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🗓️ 2 September 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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The differences between the refreshment proprieties of sparkling water vs. regular water, the dangers of eating pretzels during a podcast, and Steve waves his fingers at Mike. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:14.0	This is the first time I've started recording before you get your headphones on.
0:18.0	It's also the first time I started recording with food in my mouth.
0:21.2	And I got about four pretzels left.
0:25.3	You decide when I'm going to crunch down onto them.
0:28.0	I get to decide.
0:29.0	No, I'm speaking to the audience.
0:31.0	Oh, okay.
0:32.0	Are they going to vote?
0:33.0	Facebook poll.
0:36.0	Don't do that to me while I'm swallowing delicious pretzels.
0:40.0	That's going to make your shit so dry.
0:43.0	You can't eat pretzels into a podcast.
0:46.0	That's irresponsible.
0:47.0	Is it own dad?
0:48.0	What's happening over there?
0:49.0	Are you okay, Mel?
0:54.0	Why would you do that?
0:55.0	It's like your organs are fighting to get out.
1:02.0	You're making the sound someone makes before they die.
1:09.0	And there he goes.
1:12.0	You know what I just did.
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