Hey guys, what's up? Welcome back to the podcast. This is episode 12, right?

What the fuck an episode is this, huh? Do I know? I'm the worst.

13! Oh my god, it was 12 last week. It's 13, episode 13.

Like in number 13, Friday the 13th. It is Saturday, episode 13.

Fuck, that's exciting. 13, that's a Baker's dozen.

This is a Baker's dozen of podcast of comedy. If you walk into a comedy bakery and you're like,

Hey, a one Baker's dozen of Curtis's podcast. If you like, well, fucking hit it.

This is perfect. There's all the episodes that are out yet that are out right now.

Congrats. Here you go. That's on the house. That's free.

I apologize in advance if I'm sniffling or coughing a bit in this episode because I am sick.

But the content doesn't stop, baby. Never. My throat is dry, but my content is soaking.

Wet. It is dripping wet. Moist fucking dripping content, audio content.

What the fuck am I saying? It is Saturday, April 7th.

My day was, it's fucking 9 p.m. I'm drinking a coffee. I'm sorry, a coffee.

I'm drinking a coffee at 9 p.m. which is a terrible idea. I'm going to be up for forever.

I'm never going to sleep again. So what's up?

I was feeling tired and I was like, I don't want to have a podcast where I'm sick and tired.

Because that would be boring. I'm going to get some of this bean juice in my veins.

And we'll see where we fucking go. You know? I'm getting wild. I don't give a fucking heck.

What the fuck happened today? So Saturday, yeah, I woke up. What did I do today?

Not much fucking, I'm going to be Jenna. She's a little hungover today, which is fine.

Everybody gets hungover, just hungover sometimes. Or just some padtye from this place by her house.

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